What up, gang. Who's up for a quick game of Chardee MacDennis? No? I thought you might want to play a game just to appease my need for entertainment, if for nothing else. You know, because of the implication?
Well, fine. If that's off the table, I guess we will just get to the meat of it. This week I have mostly been trying to discover why my mail keeps going missing, but in between that, ya boy managed to crank out 156 renders, getting the update over that 1,500 render milestone. Still a ways to go though... send help!
If you wanna see some sneak peeks of scenes, I put stuff on the Discord channel, or you can follow me on X. Warning, I do follow a lot of, urm, reference material. Don't judge me. Who are you, my mum? I'm making a porn game over here, for fuck's sake.
What else did I... Fluffy, can you remember?
I thought an elephant never forgot... You know what, bro? You do nothing around here. Carry on and I swear I'll go and see that therapist and have you evicted, Tyler Durden style.
So anyways, this week your boy's been brimming with knowledge. I have been seeded by the lord of Blender himself, Puggy, and some mutual mass digestion with Pink Specter. Needless to say, we all came to the same conclusion and finished with much vigour... I think that's enough puns.
Yes, boys, this week I have been simulating the stickiest of icky, and to some reasonable level of success. Pink, Puggy and I went deep and pushed hard until the job was done.
Would you look at that? I had one left in the tank.
I also hired a new VA to do some, urm, vocal encouragement for this side girl animation. That lovingly provided audio hit my desk yesterday, so that's gonna help me finish up that animation this week. Then we can tackle some more of the animation backlog.
Boys, I'm backed up... Sorry, had to rub one more out.
Anyhoo, that's all I got. I'm spent. Have a great week, guys, and don't forget AI is working on reprogramming cells to increase longevity in humans by returning them to a younger state. Time to revise those zombie apocalypse plans.
Peace,
Bat

