Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?
Oh, it's you again. Meet me round the back in five. I'm on thin ice here.
Right, now my manager can't hear us, we can discuss what I've been up to where that prick Jerry can't spoil my fun. I swear, you reheat your KFC on the grill one time and he treats you like shit. Guy's married to the brand.
Anyway, let's start with the topic of the title. Friends. Not the '90s hit sitcom. I don't know anyone who would think it's a good idea to include a Friends pop quiz anywhere in relation to their game...
So my good friend (I swear he's my friend, he doesn't know it yet, but he is), Mister Maya, and Volos, the guy behind Demon Seed, sat me down over the weekend along with a few of my other loved ones, who all seemed really concerned about me.
I don't know why everyone got together. They kept going on about some invention or something. Who knows.
Anyway, they seemed really interested in talking about my welfare and my plans for Episode 4, so I laid out everything I had planned. The whole episode. I have no idea how long I was talking. I blacked out for a while, but I think after about an hour they stopped me and said, "Dude, I don't think you can fit all of that into one episode. Plus it'll take you at least a year, and people who enjoy Moonlight don't want to wait a year for an update."
It was a hard chat to have, but honestly I'm glad they coincidentally all got together and I just happened to stumble across this little gathering of everyone relevant to my life.
So after they talked me off the ledge and convinced me to let Jerry go because I had taken him hostage with a broken KFC spork, I decided to hear them out.
Here's the crack.
To wrap this season up, I'm going to have to split what I've written into two episodes. It won't change the total development time, but it will mean you get more Moonlight, more sooner, and more...
Moore.
Did Roger Moore's kid ever get back to me about voicing Jack?
He wants how much?
Fuck that.
Less Moore, but still more, I guess.
Anyway, that's that. I never did find out what they were inventing.
This week I finished the animation for this cut scene. I still have to wait for it to render out because it's an absolute beast and it's killing my 5090, but I'm now free to get back to stills and I am so god damn excited.
That's all from me this week.
Don't forget, next time you're investigating a crime and all you've got to go on are fingerprints, don't rule out the humble clap bear.
Koalas are evil, and they will frame you.
Peace,
Bat