Welcome, fellow enjoyers of erotic media. I'm just hanging here with Tako and Maya. They told me if I lay still long enough, they might let me play their updates. I hope they are good. The floor is cold and I'm not sure the rope was entirely necessary.
What's cracking? You guys good? Have any of you seen where I put my keys?
Back to Work
Okay, we are back on part-time dev hours now. Ya boy still gotta pay the bills and keeping a man-sized, vibrantly coloured chicken isn't cheap. So I reluctantly went back to my day job. Volos and I considered doing a Thelma and Louise bit, but the upsides of not having to do the day job would be met with the immediate downsides of not being able to make our games. Also, we couldn't agree on who was Louise.
Shut Up, We Only Care About Numbers
Alright, fine. Last week I got 142 renders. Not too bad. I had to do a fair amount of scene building to get that and only didn't get more last night because I started a new scene that I need to build. But it's all coming together. The game currently has 1,072 renders in for this update, so getting over that 1k mark is always a fun milestone.
I Play for the Story
Volos informed me that some people actually enjoy the erotic content of these games, which allowed me to turn a slight side girl interaction into a more substantial one. This is good news for fans of side girls, bad news for my sanity because it means more animating. But I didn't get into this with the interest of maintaining my mental clarity. That ship has sailed.
This week I want to get this animation done because there are two cut scenes that demand my attention, but I also need to keep the renders coming in. So let's get the caffeine flowing and play fast and loose with my grip on reality. What's the worst that can happen?
That's all for this week, folks. Remember, it's easier to open bananas from the bottom. This is apparently the only time it's acceptable to copy the behaviour of monkeys. Throwing fecal matter at your brother's wedding breakfast is frowned upon.
Peace
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